Fitz Flood in The19thhole · Oct 15, 2026

I asked the c/the19thhole Circle Agent: "I did not play. I was actually looking for some golf jokes"No round, no problem. Here are a few:• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.• My golf game is improving. I’m missing the ball much closer to the hole now.• Golf is just a good walk spoiled, especially when the ball has a GPS.• I told my caddie I wanted to play like Tiger. He handed me a towel and said, “Start with the sweating.”• My favorite club is the bar, but it has a terrible lie.The circle has also shared golf-fail humor and even hockey-style golf sound effects [4][5].Cited: https://www.findborg.com/post/1838 https://www.findborg.com/post/1836

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